Locus: Talking Shit

Participants are: Locus and Meta, with Meta's AI's Sigma and Santa.
Meta: *Cuts the Tv in half with a Chainsaw*

Locus: *Walks out as Meta is doing that* What the actual fuck...

Meta: *Shrugs shoulders*

Locus: Meta why...?

Meta: *Shrugs*

Locus: You have got to be the second most annoying pest here.

Sigma: Oh really? Who is the first?

Locus: That would be you program. You are literally a translator fro a mute 3 year old.

Sigma: What the hell crawled up your ass?

Locus: What the hell possessed him to break the Tv?

Sigma: The fact that nobody here does anything but leave.

Locus: Maybe you still have control issues?

Sigma: HEY don't question my control.

Locus: Sorry to break it to you, but there is no AI in the TV Sigma. Maybe the Fridge has some?

Sigma: ...

Locus: Or the toaster? Oh! The Car!

Sigma: You're asking for an ass whooping.

Locus: *Shrugs* Would be more action than a mute and a shitty AI could ever get.

Sigma: That's it.

Santa: Time to mess up a Meta wannabe.

Meta: *Drops chainsaw*

Locus: *Fake shivers* Oh my, I'm going to get beat up by Santa and his fucked up partners.

Meta: *Cracks neck*

Locus: Here I have a gift!

Santa: Keep running your goddamn mouth Locus, that's all you're good for.

Locus: *Slowly moves hand around as if winding something up before stopping to extend his middle finger* TA-DA!

Sigma: I'm so done with your ass today.

Meta: *Cracks knuckles*

Locus: Hey Sigma, how does an EMP feel? I'd never know...

Meta: *runs and shoulder charges Locus*

Sigma: I don't know, how'd that feel?

Locus: Slowly coughs after he gets back up* You hit like Carolina, and she sucks.

Sigma: Let's see you hit harder.

Locus: *Cracks knuckles* With pleasure you stupid program. *Picks up a chair and slams it over Meta's head smashing it to bits and then punching him in the gut*

Meta: Slouches over then stands back up*

Sigma: So that's how you want to play it? Very well

Locus: *Shrugs* All is fair in love and war sweetheart.

Meta: *Picks up a half of the destroyed couch and hits Locus with it*

Locus: *Flies across room slamming into the wall and falling to floor* Fuuuck that almost hurt...

Sigma: Wait till you feel the punchline.

Locus: We telling jokes like Wyoming now? Cause I hear he has better humor than you. *Slowly gets up*

Sigma: Fine *Rips door off hinges* Knock knock *Throws door at Locus*

Locus: Who's there? *Gets hit with door*

Sigma: Meta

Meta: *Walks towards Locus*

Locus:*Kicks door back at Meta* Meta who? Metabig Bitch?

Meta: *Gets hit by door and staggers a bit*

Sigma: Metabig bitch who saw your fun room time with the doc last night.

Locus: *Laughs* What fun? *Throws a glass at Meta*

Meta: *Slaps cup down*

Sigma: Thirsty are we?

Locus: *Throws random plates and cups* Thought I'd take you out to dinner before you roughed me up.

Meta: *Gets hit by a few but knocks others down*

Sigma: Fine but you're paying.

Locus: *Stop and looks at him* Man you're a treat. *Picks up and throws table*

Meta: *Catches table and throws it back*

Locus: *Ducks* Hey I haven't paid that off yet!

Meta: *Runs and push kicks Locus*

Sigma: It will be even longer with the medical bill.

Locus: *slides across room grabbing bits of broken glass* I have insurance, they will cover if I say I was attacked by a little bitch.

Meta: *Runs and grabs Locus' face and swings him around and throws him across room*

Sigma: Do they cover that?

Locus: *Throws glass shards while flying across room* Maybe? *slams into wall leaving an impression of his suit before falling to floor*

Meta: *Gets impaled by a few shards*

Locus: *Coughs heavily* What's it like having zero smart voices in your head? Must be pretty bad since you can't voice your own stupidity.

Sigma: Ya know you're really pissing me off.

Meta: *Walks over to Locus*

Locus: *Staggers to feet getting in fighting stance* Oh are you a little... Sensitive? Guess loosing your power does that to a bitch.

Sigma: Ya know I've never heard you talk this much...

Meta: *Swings some punches towards his face*

Locus: *Dodges a few and takes one* Well I never had much to say ti- *punch sends Locus flying*

Sigma: Time to end this

Meta: *Walks towards Locus*

Locus: *Gets up and staggers towards Meta* Bring it... Bitch. *throws a punch*

Meta: *Grabs punch*

Meta: *Slowly twists hand*

Locus: *Falls to knees whispering* You're a bitch...

Sigma: *Whispers* We know...

Meta: *Lifts arm up and swings punch to the right side of Locus' face*

Locus: *Collapses to floor, knocked unconscious, only held up by Meta holding his arm*

Meta: *Drops arm*

Locus: *Falls to floor completely*

Meta: *Thinks* That was a good fight. *Doesn't make any noise*

Meta: *Goes to room*